(playfully catching up with an old friend) Oh, I’m sure your story is much juicier than mine...but don’t worry, I won’t ask what it’s about again. I’ll buy my tickets to the premiere just like everyone else.

(perturbed) Why else would he be here, Kevin? To live off the land? We’ve been recording video of this place for three days. We were actually getting somewhere, but he managed to get three steps ahead of me out of nowhere! I’ve got to do something.