(almost teasing) Well, whaddya know?! Look at what we got here! A genuine mermaid up on the surface! How ridonculously rare! / So what brings you up here, Ariel? / (excited until concerned) Ah I getcha... It's a beautiful day! Though I did see some dark clouds coming over from thataways... Hey what's the matter, kid? Why the long face?

(like a salesman) Dan da-dan! Here we have a piece in sistine condition! But what is it, you ask? / It's a special tool used in beauty saloons. Humans love to stylatize their hair in all sorts of fashions. This little doodad does it with much style and ease! A little primp here, a little twirl there, and voila! A-pompadour-able! This thingamaguckus is a must-have in every home! Say hello to... The DINGLEHOPPER! / I can give you this one on the house, for the sake of the happiness of a dear friend.

(desperate for something to happen) ... Nothing's happening! / (worried for the worst) There's only twenty-four hours left! He'll be married off and Ariel will be deep-sixed! / (offering ideas) Something romantic? Candlelight and shampoo? / (in response to Sebastian telling him "don't sing") Oh... Ok, I get ya, I get ya... I'm not enough of a corona anyway!