“You guys just don’t know Juliet like I do.. the whole mean girl thing is an act, I mean everyone knows the popular girls secretly have the hots for brooding losers!”

“Holy shit! You’re the girl from Slash! What the hell are you doing in a town like this?? Oh my god… are we in the sequel?”

“What? You can't do this! My parents pay for my tuition here… my club has done nothing to break the rules.”