Freezerburn Vinny
auditioning for
Grammy Norma
in THE LORAX PARODY
Ted's Grandma in 'The Lorax'
"That’s right, I forgot. I’m old and can’t even remember to put my teeth in."
"Far outside of town where the grass never grows and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows. And no birds ever sing, except old crows."
"People used to say if you brought him 15 cents, a nail and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail, he would tell you everything."