THE LORAX PARODY

absinthe for Old Once-ler

Old Once-ler
Voice Actor Voice Actor

Old Once-ler

closed
Unpaid
Role went to: absinthe

he's fucking old

The sides they read from:
  • "Pass the blunt babygirl."

  • "Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, it’s usually to impress some girl."

  • "Aw! How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality."