Ted

The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm. Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing that we’re talking about now?

Yeah, that’s awesome. Feeding junk food to forest animals? That’s great. But, uh, is there a musical number where you show me how to get a tree? Because I would love to hear that one.

Hey, she is not some girl! She’s a woman, in high school. And she loves trees. And I’m going to get her one.