Have you ever loved someone you knew was wrong for you? Someone who hurt you over and over again and hurt those around you but you could forgive them because losing them would hurt even more?

Ladies and jerks, there's been a slight change in tonight's show! Instead of the opera robbing you for about 100 bucks a seat, we're gonna rob you. Believe me folks, I've seen it before, and i'm doing you a huge favor!