Midnight Pals: The Tale of Dracula
Drea RS for Stephenie Meyer
Smaller supporting role (10 lines), with potential for involvement in future episodes (though no need to commit at this stage.) Author of the Twilight series of young-adult novels about brooding teenage vampires (or, ambiguously, an Are You Afraid of the Dark?-esque teen version of that author). Brought to the campfire by Mary Shelley to annoy Bram Stoker, who thinks vampires shouldn't be romantic or sexy. Young, enthusiastic and giggly. Really into vampires.
- female young adult
- american
- connecticut
- female adult
[IN RESPONSE TO ANNE RICE SAYING THAT HER VAMPIRE CHARACTER IS CALLED LESTAT DE LIONCOURT AND IS A BALLERINA WHO MAKES OUT WITH JESUS] My vampire's called Edward. (PAUSE. UNDERSTANDS THIS ISN'T ENOUGH.) He plays baseball.
That’s what I like about vampire stories. They’re so subtle.
[AFTER BRAM STOKER FINISHES TELLING HIS DRACULA STORY, IN RESPONSE TO BRAM SAYING HE PROVED THAT VAMPIRE STORIES DON'T NEED TO BE HORNY] And the small matter of the lesbian vampire harem in the castle?
