Night Fall

anodyne for Blake + Blair Lauret

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Blake + Blair Lauret
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The Lauret twins are kind of creepy at first, only talking to each other most of the time, finishing each other's sentences, and generally being inseparable. Actually, they're both just a couple of chill siblings who prefer each other's company to other people's, because they know they can depend on each other, even if they occasionally argue over little things. Blake and Blair should sound as androgynous as possible. Preferably, they will both be voiced by the same person, so, be able to create a slightly unique tone for each of them, and be comfortable holding extended conversations with yourself.

  • BLAKE: Just because we're twins, you really think that we finish each other's-

    BLAIR: -sandwiches?

    BLAKE: Oh, real funny, Blair. Because quoting that movie's totally original and has never been done before.

    BLAIR: Calm down, Blake! You need to just... Let it go.

    BLAKE: I hate you.

  • BLAIR: Blake?

    BLAKE: Yeah?

    BLAIR: Are we going to die?

    BLAKE: Do you want the honest answer or the comforting one?

    BLAIR: Comforting.

    BLAKE: Even if we do, we'll do it together.

    BLAIR: How is that in any way comforting?

    BLAKE: I thought it was a nice sentiment!

    BLAIR: If I'm dying, I want it to be on a tropical island as far away from you as possible! Preferably while sipping a cocktail out of a coconut and in the arms of a weeping underwear model!

  • BLAKE: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Blair? Blair, look at me, buddy! Everything's going to be alright. We're- We're going to get you help, okay? Don't you dare stop looking at me! You're going to get through this. You're-

    BLAIR: I feel...

    BLAKE: How do you feel, Blair? Stay with me, how do you feel?

    BLAIR: ...Saint-like.

    BLAKE: I take it all back. I'm going to leave you here, and you're going to bleed to death.

    BLAIR: Because I'm holey, Blake. Because I'm holey.

    BLAKE: I get it. We all get it.

    BLAIR: It's like in-

    BLAKE: We've all read the books, Blair. They're twins. I understand. You need to learn when to let a joke go.

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Night Fall
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