Homestuck Pesterquest/Friendsim DUB
Spellhound for Dirk Strider
Stoic much like Dave. Thinks he's way cooler than he actually is.
TT: Like for example, if you told someone a hundred years ago you could build a computer they'd probably be like whoa shit, look at this fuckin' genius. TT: Well actually first of all they'd say, what's a computer, I only know what horses and diseases are and shit like that. TT: But once you actually tell them what computers are: Jesus dick! You're a wizard.
TT: I see precisely jack shit and a side of fuckall. TT: That's the point. TT: You got too sauced up and went rogue again. You're out there in your weird drifting stupor, independent of your waking self's awareness.
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion. TT: Next stop, Boner City.
this is fuckin amazing!!! please join the discord!