Night Fall
nathan t esser for Lucas Durst
Lucas is a thoroughly loathsome individual. A creepy, self-aggrandizing pseudointellectual who is insistent that the only reason women aren't throwing themselves at his feet is because of a global conspiracy designed specifically to victimize "nice, nerdy guys like me!". Also, he's a weeaboo. Lucas should have a nasal, whiny voice - the more annoying, the better.
This isn't just a 'cheap piece of plastic'. This blade is symbolic! Sure, it can't cut through steel, or even cardboard, but it can cut through the arguments of the weak-willed and the ignorant, with the power of LOGIC. And nothing is stronger than that.
I don't expect *females* to understand the sort of pain that us nice guys have to go through on a daily basis.
St-Stay back! I have a sword and I'm n-not afraid to use it! If you come any closer, I'll- Wait, no! G-Give me my sword back! You can't just- Augh! Wait, wait, no, stop! Stop!