Nice slate! Sarcastic: fun attention and playful smile, great pace and clarity. X-FM might clear up that radio station tag a little Flirt: Quite warm and lovingly delivered. The paragraph pre "that's modern luxury" might benefit from some more attention on the listener so that it doesn't get too staccato feeling. Flat: Pretty frustrated and a bit varied/evolving in here. You can "throw it away" a bit more, the "so.. .this is my life..." kinda feel to land it further flat.