1.) Come on Jo, Look Sharp! The game's starting and the player needs a good first impression of it's main character.

2.) I know you served a bunch of tuxedo-clad corgis over the weekend and the bar will eventually close... And I'll admit my little prank on you might've gone a bit overboard.

3. ) But remember, life is 90% how you take it! Stay focused and look at the bright side of things. I have no idea what the brighter side is, but you should totally find it.