Is your skin pissing you off? Should you be in jail for the way you look? Are you an 80 year old man or a 30 year old woman? Are you from HERE? A lot of people are uncomfortable in their own skins, so why not be inside someone elses skin for a change?

Got skin cancer? Just take it all off, we'll give you a clean one! Got a neighbor you hate? Become their wife, move into his house and destroy his life from within!

Now, if you are concerned about our company, we are very conscious about question of diversity and inclusion; therefore, we ONLY hire native americans with hundreds of years of scalping experience.