Yeah well, you were extremely persistent. And patient. I don’t remember the last time someone spent so much time trying to get me to crack open. Most have gotten fed up and just left me behind.

Shaun this is a really shitty thing to say right now. Do we need to work on your timing again? Because the joke isn’t landing.

What’s going on huh? Did you just take me out on this amazing night just to break my heart? Was all this a game to you? Make the cynic fall in love just to leave her? Is this funny to you?