I'm Alhaitham, the Akademiya's scribe. If you wish to access an archived file, please submit an application according to the prescribed format. Oh, your form isn't ready? Not to worry. You can come again on the next working day. My work hours are posted outside the office.

Let's not eat here. Mind if I... take it home?

If there's nothing to do, then I'll just put on my soundproof earpieces and nap for a while.