[AARON BURR, SIR]

Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?

Showtime!

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!

I’m Joan Laurens in the place to be!
Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[TAKE A BREAK]

Mommy, mommy, look—
My name's Philippa
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just
To show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can’t write mine

I practice French
And play piano with my father

I have a brother, but I want a little sister

My mommy’s trying to start America’s bank
Un deux trois quatre cinq!