I am Kirumi Tojo, the Ultimate Maid. Please let me know if you require my service.

I hold no opinions or desires of which to speak. As a maid, my only desire is to fulfill the desires of others. So please, think about what you desire for yourself, and what you desire from me. No matter the situation, no matter what happens, I am here to serve everyone.

A true maid must be able to adapt to any situation. Besides... I, too, intend to fulfill Kaede's request. So I will valiantly perform any task, trivial or otherwise.