Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunate Associates and Ghoulish Fancies are proud to present to you. A story that is far more horrid and undesirable than most broadcast stations would allow for normal airwaves to be broadcasted.

The following program you are about to be listening too in a few short moments will contain horrors that are ghastly for all. For all of those listeners that do not know what the word ghastly means a definition has been provided. Ghastly a word that here means this program will be filled with horrors such as zombies, isolated alp villages, unthinkable evil, sacrifice and

unpasteurized goat milk. We advise you to please take this program as a work of fiction and nothing else