Might I say, your method of decorating yourselves is quite...eratic.

Captain Gingerman, I am rather displeased with your performance! You need to be more serious in your work. You should know that being captain is a huge responsibility and that you carry the pride and respect of the whole of Harmonia on your shoulders when you wear your rank insignia!

Such honor shouldn't be taken lightly for such honor is not flexible. Nor am I. Come, soldiers, what sayest thou?