My Name is (state your Name or Handle) I know that this is an unpaid Mod but I would love the experience anyway. I (have/do not have) a blue Yeti mic or better. I (know/don't know) the difference between sound treatment and sound proofing. I (am/am not) interested in voicing multiple characters. I (have/don't have) a dedicated studio area and I (am/am not) interested in directed sessions.

Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.

No no noooooooo (then slowly die making dying sounds) Attack!! (effort noises of punching or hitting)