(A parental figure) Both of us are not going anywhere you got that? What happened to your mother was a tragedy that- broke us. But we are stronger now, and we own the bakery, nothing is going to harm us alright?

I am not the bread bandit, whatever the hell that is. I was accused of stealing money from the duchy which is who basically keeps track of the land and tax’s and blah blah blah.

(Any other voice or character you want to do) That whole situation with the kid only made things worse and I am afraid I am going to pass out and trip and I can give you free baguettes if you let me through and-