At Culver University Virginia General Thunderbolt Ross is working on an experiment regarding making humans immune to gamma radiation with Bruce Banner, who also happens to be his daughter Betty's boyfriend. Radiations and experiments in a superhero action movie.. what could go wrong? Well.. the experiment fails and exposes Bruce Banner to gamma radiation which turns him into a big, green, sexy monster. No... Not Shrek, The Incredible Hulk! Bruce loses control and smashes everything in the lab including Betty, just not in a way she would've liked. Then he runs away and hides from the military and Ross who is planning to turn him into a weapon. That punishment for dating his daughter is going a bit too far. ANYWAYS. Five years later bruce is in Brazil working in a bottling factory, quite a downgrade from his previous mad scientist job. He goes on the internet with the alias "Mr. green" and talks to "Mr. Blue" about all his superhero problems. Yep! telling all your problems to a stranger on the internet. Nothing we all haven't done before. He also does breathing exercises to control his emotions that turn him into the Hulk. Yes, you heard that right. Fucking breathing exercises. Where are those folks now who say breathing exercises don't work?