Christmas, eh I suppose so. But, I'll dock you a half day's pay. Now let's see I pay you two Shillings a day. Oh yes, and a ha'penny. I gave you that raise three years ago.

Cratchet, what are you doing. You put an extra coal in two weeks ago. No need for another one.

What's with all this Christmas Humbug? As I see it, Christmas is just a work day like any other. If any man says otherwise you might as well be boiling in your own pudding.