Above average height my ass. You’re short, get over it. (Sarcastic)

Then there's the emos, nerds, and foreign transfers who got merged into one group called the ENFTs. They wear it like some kinda badge, and they even got registered as a club, so every weirdo in school gets to be in the yearbook twice.

Jason, you will never know true pleasure until you listen to Metallica for the first time.