>> Dipper Pines, you don't know what you've done! You've just made the biggest mistake of your life! (pause) LIAR! YOU turned her against me! She was my peach dumplin'! <<

>> Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aww." <<

>> Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit! Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life." <<