Sid Sylvan's Audio Adventures: The Bloodswamps of Ungar
Louisa Nystrom for Maribeld the Witch/Peasant Woman
Maribeld is an elderly witch that opens her home for travelers so that she can kill them and eat them. But she tries to appear as though she's a normal and kind old lady.
The Peasant Woman is just an angry person who lives in a stinking swamp filled with blood. She hates everyone and everything as a default.
MARIBELD
[You're greeting a small gnome that has just entered your home/inn.]
Why hello little one! Aren’t you an adorable little morsel. Are you lost?
MARIBELD
[You're trying to trick the podcast's audience and potential travelers into thinking that you're a nice old woman and that they can stay at your home so you can eat them.]
If you’re ever in Gretch, and you’re hungry, tired, lost, and there’s no one who might come looking for you, come visit Old Maribeld’s! It’s the ominous hut just behind the abattoir. I’ll make you a fine meal indeed.
PEASANT WOMAN
[You almost run over an annoying Gnome with your wheelbarrow on your way home from work.]
(Angry) Watch it, pipsqueak!
(Annoyed) Ugh, Gnomes.
