1.) Hey you! Get me a Beer! No, no, this isn't going to cut it! Get me a big one!

2.) You're lucky I was in a meeting close by. This hell hole could certainly use a presence like mine. Although to be fair, work has taken me to worse hell holes. Like New Jersey III. You're talking to Donovan D. Dawson, the chief editor and owner of the Augmented Eye.

3.)Say kid, does this bar have any investors? Just wanted to let you know how luck you guys are. Investors suck harder than my first wife's mouth. Those investors think they are soooo inportant because they sunk money into your company. I mean, you give me money so you can make more. Let me do my thing and I'll give you your money. But, noooooo, they have to stick their noses and start changing the silliest of stuff. What good is it to be a boss if you still have to work for someone else!? (Slightly drunk)