My parents won't let me eat donuts... They have trans fats...

 That's what happens when you hang out at the beach and don't swim and don't have friends... you look at boats, 

 No! It's not okay! You keep saying that but YOU don't know what you're doing! Now we're going to sufficate or starve at the bottom of the ocean and only my parents will notice because no one else cares about me! And now I'm gonna disappear without ever making a single friend...