Before we continue with our ‘Which cereal mascots could I torture to the point of mercy-killing and not lose any sleep over?’ Tier List, I’d like to take a moment to talk about the sponsor of today’s video.

*Clears throat*

Peter Kurten. Richard Trenton Chase. That Guy from Reddit. Ritualizers and Sanguineers, and the inspiration behind SoulSoft Sodas latest taste sensation. One to titillate your tastebuds and guarantee you type 3 diabetes and a lengthy prison sentence:  GUSH!

GUSH! A whole new kind to experience what you’ve already seen before, now in the form of a digestible blood drink.

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Aged in the only the freshest viscera vats of Stockholm, to give you the gag inducing taste that you’ve come to expect from SoulSoft. And If you don’t know who SoulSoft Sodas are then Google it, because we are not your parents. Remember to take off Safe-search.

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When you think GUSH! Don’t just think “AAAARGH! IT BURNS,” or “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?” Think of the incredible variety of flavours available in many of the selected inconvenience stores in your area.

355ml of plasma pleasure that’ll cure even your worst thirst.

GUSH! Comes in so many flavours, flavours such as: Clotted Cola, Tangy Thrombocytopenia, Lymphoma and Lime, Anaemia and Apple, and Happy Haemophilia.

All very drinkable, freshly harvested and locally sourced.

Your day will be ruined with just one sip.

Try it in Red or White, Terminal or Diet.

Drink your favourite carbonated blood cancers today.

Nothing beats GUSH! NOTHING. NOTHING!

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