(near-panic) Decepticon attack, what else? Megatron, Soundwave, and Seekers approaching from the sky, Constructicons and triple-changers from the ground! They're closing in on the base entrance, ETA three minutes and counting!

(eye twitching) Remote? A remote chance? You want Megatron to share quarters with you and you say there's ONLY a chance he'll be in danger? Do you have a death wish? Have you fried your logic curcuits?

(panicked) See? What did I tell you?! His original programming's returning! He's trying to snap Prime's neck struts!!