Welcome to ukmarksmens gaming channel, you smooth skin sexy love receptacles.

today i am going to be showing you how to play battlefield 4, while maintaining a level of sanity that can only be achived though high levels of masterbation and a slight cocaine habbit.

when using the sniper rifle i suggest using a bi pod, 

otherwise you may just look like a guy on a moving train trying to take a pee while swerving side to side hopelesly trying to aim and shoot into the toilet,

now with these tips you wont be such a useless sniper that you leave the toilet covered in pee

o no my sweet gamer child you shall leave the toilet victorious like the warrior you are,

if this fast pace strange humor has in anyway damaged your sweet little minds i suggest a bullet as the best medical cure tho im sure drinking  bleach would work just as well

if confronted by a tank, when you have no mines,c4 or rockets remember the best way to beat the tank is brush up against the tank, you need to show the tank you care and love it and hopefully it wont blow you up if you rub it the right way,

tho if your not as sexy or good with your tounge as me i suggest you run away as the tank will open fire on you.

if hit by the tank and you start screaming "im down please god why me i had so much to live for" remember you didt really die and you would of had your whole life ahead of you but instead you choose to play a fucking video game