(Friendly, playing us a situation, not serious)

"That’s what makes the barbeque so good-the danger."

(Affectionate. You love your wife so much)

"Cora's been home late a lot recently. I'm kind of worried about her, so I thought I'd try to take care of everything to do around the house before she gets home, much as I can. Didn't realize how much she was doing before, in addition to her job. She's pretty amazing."

(Exhausted, not truly serious)

"Hugo, I love you, and I /love/ the custom lightsaber you got my nephew somehow for 20 bucks, but if you drive past my window at 3am blasting Ska ever again, I'm going to kill you."