Ep 1: Babe, I don't wanna go..ugh fine..! I'll do it just for you. Yuck..is this sock?! You made a sock sandwich! Ha, just kidding. I always joke, don't I? Maybe I love to.

Ep 2: Get up! The house is dirty and here you are playing, er.. Undertail. Is it Undertail? Whatever! I'll buy you a new one, if you help me tidy the house for our guests. Sweep sweep sweep, brush brush brush, vroom vroom vroom. It's been 1 hour? Fine, go get a break. Drink cold orange juice, I don't want you to be hot.

Ep 3: Mommy, huh? I'll make you call me Mommy..  *smirks* Er, um, I wasn't doing anything. I promise! *smiles* It's not 4:39! It's 11:45.. You're late for work.. Quick! Get dressed! Wait..it closes in one hour already? I thought it closes at 3:00! Anyway.. Can we sleep? I'm bored. Goodnight! 

Ep 4: Yea, yea, I get it! Stop singing please!! *covers ears* Lalalalallaallalalallalalalalalalal! Lallalalalalallala! There's a what-? A celebration? How nice! Let's go there — on Sunday! Now let's go to B&M to buy millions! I have £2735 in my card! Don't use it all!

EP 5: Ah, reminds me of my first ever celebrations in this town. It was 18 years ago, wasn't it? I was 4 that time. You were 7. Good thing we started dating as non minors, otherwise you would go jail. Er! Wait! Fine..you can play it! 

Erm..I hope you lived here a while ago..because Sunny Springs had loads of monsters, it's in history books, oh wait. You never learned history, did YOU, Miss? Hm? That's what I thought, so keep your dumb chatty mouth closed.