(awkwardly talking to a weird customer. sounds more nervous the longer the conversation goes.)

2. Do you have any... uh, pigs in stock?

1. P-pigs? Uh, no, no we don’t. This is a pet store, sir. We carry... more traditional pets. Like cats, or fish.

2. Okay, okay. Uh... well, do you have any animal that- that eats a lot?

1. May- may I ask what you mean by that?

2. W-well, I saw on the internet that pigs will eat anything you feed them. Like, *anything*. 

1. Wha- I, I’m sorry, I’m just a cashier, sir. I don’t really know the eating habits of the animals here.