[in a call] Heeyyy bessstiiiie guess what happened yesterdayyy. It was like, SOOO crazy. So there was like this weird dude and he came up to me, but he looked like sooo weird, so i kicked him the balls! HAH what a loser!

[At the mall with her friends and someone bumps into her] Omg look at all the nice stuff in the mall! Look at these nice clo- AH HEY WATCH IT YOU IDIOT CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WALKING HERE?!?! Ugh.. some people..