Oh look, it's Max Caulfield 'The Selfie Ho of Blackwell', "The Daguerreian Process sir" you could barely even say that, guess you got you meds filled. Since you know all the answers, I guess you have to find another way into the dorms. Now, why don't you go fuck your selfie?

Don't be shy, I think it's awesome you set a tongue record on video. Oh boo hoo, I'm sorry you're a viral slut I'm sure she had fun.

Just imagine if you chose my photo though, we would have to spend a lot of time together, That could be...fun, don't you think? You might as well choose me, otherwise I might have to tell people you offered to choose my photo for favors or something.