Lost? Well I suppose that would put me in the position to help you along the way. This begs the question on where it is you wish to go?

Well, if you don't know where you're going, I suppose it doesn't matter which way you go. <Dry laugh>

I'd like to help you. Why we could be friends. The best of friends. And I know so many that could help you too.

Well, I can tell you that if you're still looking for "him", he went that way,<wryly> mmm-hm.

Well of course I did, you're so close. Keep going!

Lie? What would I have to gain? Can't I simply offer my kindest and most sincere assistance on your quest?

<Adlib>(I mean, if you want to)