[CLOSED] "Welcome to Dubspace": An OMORI Fandub - FRIENDS & FOES CASTING CALL
JoSeanTonio for LIFE JAM GUY
LIFE JAM GUY is a character and enemy in OMORI. He is a friendly jar of red-colored jam that sells LIFE JAM to the party on every occasion they come across him. He resembles a large jar of red-colored jam. LIFE JAM GUY is shown to be amicable to the party, and offers them free samples of LIFE JAM. However, despite his benevolent demeanor, LIFE JAM GUY is rather dangerous. [description pulled from the OMORI Wiki]
Consider a parody of the Kool-Aid Guy. Picture a commercial voice. Medium to low pitch.
Hey, kids! I'm the LIFE JAM guy! I sell LIFE JAM!
[commercial voice] LIFE JAM. It’s not just a jelly… it’s a concoction strong enough to raise the dead! [rapidly] (Certain conditions apply. Offer good for those with approved credit.)
Very good, yes? Now... Would you like to buy some LIFE JAM? It will only cost you 250 CLAMS.
[after "NO" is chosen]
Haha, that's okay. You will need to later.
Hi! With a similar voice, would you consider auditioning for ORANGE GUY or APPLE GUY?
Absolutely! I'm submit my auditions soon when I get home!