This morning a new murder has been reported right here, at the police station around 8AM where a young man who supposedly stole an old lady's purse last night was found hanged outside the front door with a letter pinned to his chest addressed to the crime-fighting vigilante known as the Spider-Man. Right now Captain George Stacy is inside the station with a team of criminal investigators--

[Try to get attention] Right now we have Spider-Man at the scene...