Dear Mom and Dad… I’m happy to report that I’ve been having boatloads of fun at Grandma Jo’s.”

“There’s so much to see and do around town… I’ve assembled a gang of friends…”

“And hey—even when I do get bored, at least Grandma is an energetic playmate.” 

“Well, I better run. Thanks for sending me away to this summer wonderland. I love you.” 

“Actually, Mom, Dad… on second thought, if you don’t hear from Grandma and I for, like, a day… don’t wait up.”

“She’s just taking me on a short, quick, really brief last-minute, er… field trip.”

“Don’t worry, I’m making sure Grandma takes her pills and sticks to her strict diet.”

“And I must say, Grandma’s driving skills have really improved in her old age.”

“This trip has actually been, like, super educational? Which is boring, but important.”

“Let’s just say I take back everything I said about having a dull vacation. This is one I’m never gonna forget."