Bill Worthington is on Fire (Original Audio Drama)
MikeTheVA for Howard McFoil
Howard is an Englishman who never got out of his phase of talking like a chimney sweep. Whenever he's sad, all he needs to do is say "Pip Pip Cheerio" and he's back in a right happy mood. However, he has a tendency to get distracted easily and he loves meaningless trifles. Just like Jonathon, Howard is a living British stereotype. His voice is a bit higher pitched and he almost sounds like a young chimney sweep. However, he is still an adult, so don't portray him as a young child. In my head, he almost sounds like C3P0, but I encourage you to give me your own interpretation. Have fun with this role. It's dumb and it's goofy
Howard: The fire extinguisher is broken! The “Fire put out” juice is not coming out! *chuckles* Oh right! What could I use in place of a fire extinguisher? Of course! The advent of the 21st century brings the new and exciting avenue of running water! Brilliant!
Howard: What was I doing? One thing drives out another, or so they say. Who they you say. Oh they’re no one. Seriously, Never mind it. It’s my business and mine alone. Truly, you are too curious, I am sick and tired of you putting your nose is business it doesn’t belong in.
Howard: (Happy) Oh, of course!
Howard: (Angry) Oh, of course!
Howard: (Sad) Oh, of course!
Howard: (Surprised) Oh, of course!
Howard: (On fire and in pain) Oh, of course!
