Why Global Warming Isn’t Real (Satire)

Jacob Martin for The Earth

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The Earth
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NEW YORKA NEW YORKA ACCENT IF YOU CAN if not just do a crabby old lady who’s annoying probably smokes 2 packs a day and talk slowly like your processing your words as you say it

  • I everything around ‘ere, I grow I shrink I spin I’m a fucking ballerina for Christ’s sake! Yet you fucking humans throw your shit around like a monkey on thanks giving or whateva’! What I’m saying is, it’s hard. NOT!! I been around for billions of years, if you think a couple extra photons will stop me then think again! HA! You crazy kids.

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Why Global Warming Isn’t Real (Satire)
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