[Giving a speech] My fellow Argonites, let us rejoice even more heartily than other years on this Argon Day! We will be celebrating once again our all-conquering civilisation, but today is also a glorious day that will surely go down as yet another jewel amongst the glittering treasure of our history.

[Furious, almost throwing a tantrum] How dare you come to me with such ridiculous stories! I refuse to believe that my military cannot deal with a lone woman! You are clearly not issuing the correct orders. As Emperor, I demand an immediate resolution! [pause, then almost embarrassed] Leave the photographs of the alien on my desk. I wish to... study them... er, for weaknesses... in private.