[Nintendo-nomics comic]

I don't buy their apology. Not for one second, Nintendo basically wrote the book on how to stir up consumer demand by keeping supplies low. 

(as an old lady) ...and that children, is how World War Three began.

[Paraditched comic]

Noooo Rowlet...don't...go, please!

It's that darn Poke Pelago system! Now that the PC boxes have become virtual paradises, none of my Pokémon want to leave! This Rowlet is all I have left! If I let him go into that PC, he'll never come out!

Listen Rowley, I know that you want some vacay, but I can't be a trainer without you. Can't we work something out? What would it take to convince you to stay?

What? Use "Head Smash" again? But that's the third time in a row! My head really hurts! Ok ok! You're the boss!