>> Don't worry. I've seen enough movies to know this is the part where the audience thinks it was all part of the show and loves it! Cue applause! <<

>> (starting to cry) Well, it's a horrible opportunity for me! I had the worst day of my life! When we turn thirteen, summer ends and I have to leave everything behind. You're the only person I could count on, and now you're leaving me too?!

I don't want it to work! I just wish summer could last forever...<<

>> Don't worry, brother. Whatever happens, I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the-[screaming] OH MY GOSH, A PIG!<<