>> Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand........There is nothing about this I understand. <<

>> Face the music, kid. You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's...incident. <<

>> Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better!(Awkward silence) Her aim is gettin' better! Ya see, it's funny, because marriage is terrible!<<