[You're completely gas lighting your owner and you're not answering a question he's asking you.] 

It's fine man, I gotta go clean my wheel now. Just get the book, dude. A little reading can enlighten your understanding on this conundrum. Conundrum is a funny word; wish I knew what it meant.

[Typical video game bullshit, you've encountered yet another locked door and you're just not having any of it. You decide to vent to your owner.]

You know, sometimes, I can't fucking take it Zia! Every room is locked! Yeah, that wasn't cool of him. I don't know why he's like, 'hey, go into the washroom,' and the door is locked. That's super not cool. What a dick! You know, if he really wanted to help, he would actually have the place unlocked, but he didn't. What a fucking dick!

[You've been called out by your owner on why you eat your own feces. In reality, it's an excuse you've used to divert attention from a locked cabinet where you've locked another character in away from your owner, Zia.]

HEY, don't judge. It's a hamster thing, it's where we get our dose of vitamin B12. So, you don't want to open that.