“Or maybe I could concentrate on getting good grades. My parents will kill me if I don’t pass these finals! And plus, Jocelyn has just about zero heart, she would never like me”

“I’m sorry, have you met her? There is no way in God's name Jocelyn Masons will come running to me seeking love! Until the day she dies, she will say she hates me with every organ in her body”

“I hope you are right. I don’t want to be waiting until I have grey hair just for her to profess her love for me”