This about is AI generated
Each line will be followed by notes stating truths and lies.
I'm an amatuer voice actor looking for a job. (True)
I'm fluent in the Russian language. (False)
I've also mastered English in school. (I mean, I graduated High School)
So, my question is, how can I get my voice over skills out there? (Good question)
My biggest problem is that I know absolutely zero about becoming a voice actor. (50/50 I'll let you figure this one out)
There are about 10 things I don't know. (False, pretty sure it's much much more than just 10)
And, because of that, I'm going to avoid saying too much. (False, I can ramble on for hours about topics I know nothing about)
I've been looking up the basics like how to get work, how to advertise your skills and stuff like that. (False, I already have a background in advertising)
I would very much like to have a job by the beginning of next year. (True, My health care requires me to)
So, here is where I get started.
I'm currently going to start a business. (Uhhhhhhh, no)
The name of it is and it will be called XKCD Voice Commercials. (What does XKCD even stand for? Xylophones and Knitting Commercial Distribution?)
It is going to be like the TV series, if it were on YouTube. (What tv series?)
I'm going to be making commercials. (I I don't have any active intentions to do so)
If you see a commercial that looks like something that you could make a voice over for, then I will give you $25. (I just wont)
That's what the account I have with this site is for. (Also not true)
I'm not asking people to give up all their money. (Also not true, take that how you will)
I'm just giving you a chance to make some extra money. (No, stay poor)
And I'm going to promote the heck out of this thing. (At this point I don't know what I'm even promoting)
Such concludes the AI Generated portion of this about.
Otherwise I use a dynamic mic (Shure SM7B) with a cloudlifter into a MOTU-M2 interface.
I have high availability and a flexible schedule.
I'll do any role regardless of tact or not if you think my voice suits it.
And finally please help me come up with a better acronym for XKCD.